If you stay away from Africans and gays
It's virtually impossible to contract AIDS
Stacey Campfield warns us to behave
One airline pilot with a monkey is now killing the human race

Don't say gay (x2)
You might turn the kids astray
And they won't live to see old age
Don't say gay (x2)
If you've got a kid who's a little confused
You gotta teach him to be straight

When Martha Boggs heard the news
She couldn't believe her ears
And when Stacy Campfield walked into the Bistro at the Bijou
She said listen here:

You've gone from idiot
To dangerous
Spreadin' your lies I can see it in your eyes
You're a man of fear and hate

You've gone from idiot
To dangerous
Your bullying ways have gone insane
How does it feel when discrimination comes your way

Stacy Campfield says that normal people
Have no reason to stress
Stay away from Haitians and don't mess with Dalmatians
And more important than all the rest:

Don't say gay (x2)
You might turn the kids astray
And they won't live to see old age
Don't say gay (x2)
If you've got a kid who's a little confused
You gotta teach him to be straight